I'm waiting for a weighted blanket.

It's in the cart.

It's on its way.

I'm waiting for a weighted blanket.

One the Fedex man needs his dolly for,

One I can't lift up the stairs.

I'll sleep in the lobby and

In the morning the neighbors

Will walk right over.

I won't feel a thing.

I'm waiting for a weighted blanket

One to cuddle and snuggle and to

Pin me motionless to my mattress.

One to hold me tight

I'll hold you tight.